Gosh, where do I begin? It has been way too long since I graced these pages with wisdom beyond my years. In fact, that hasn’t happened at all. I will now fill you all in (all 4 of you) on what it is my life has brought to me.

You may think that I misspoke there. Nay. My life BRINGS me things. Mainly because I am too lazy to get up and go get them myself. That is until I recently decided to purchase a Playstation 3. You see, when I get an idea in my head, it bangs away at the inside of my skull until I do something about it. This meant getting up, putting on clothes, brushing my teeth, piling into the car,* and driving twenty minutes to my destination. This may not be a big deal to most people. To me however, it means mental preparation.

Anyway, I got my PS3 and I am freaking psyched about it. It rules. Get one. Now. Jason can’t wait one F$C@I*N# week for me to look for that game? Honestly, I understand!

*Oxford comma

I’ve been on the hunt the past couple of days for the greatest RPG ever made. This eleven year old, original Playstation game, in used condition, fetches more than the original retail price on ebay. People are even selling individual discs from the set. So, if anyone sees this game, in Playstation format - not PC - let me know, or buy it for me - cause I want it.

update: A mint condition original (black disk) copy of FF7 was ordered off of ebay for $70 and is on its way to my home where I will cherish it, play it through, and then sell it for some lucky individual.