Gosh, where do I begin? It has been way too long since I graced these pages with wisdom beyond my years. In fact, that hasn’t happened at all. I will now fill you all in (all 4 of you) on what it is my life has brought to me.

You may think that I misspoke there. Nay. My life BRINGS me things. Mainly because I am too lazy to get up and go get them myself. That is until I recently decided to purchase a Playstation 3. You see, when I get an idea in my head, it bangs away at the inside of my skull until I do something about it. This meant getting up, putting on clothes, brushing my teeth, piling into the car,* and driving twenty minutes to my destination. This may not be a big deal to most people. To me however, it means mental preparation.

Anyway, I got my PS3 and I am freaking psyched about it. It rules. Get one. Now. Jason can’t wait one F$C@I*N# week for me to look for that game? Honestly, I understand!

*Oxford comma